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Entry 002

Vinegar

Mostly Harmless

Vinegar is a substance found in abundance across the civilized galaxy and a great deal of the uncivilized parts as well. It is, in the Guide's considered opinion, mostly harmless — though this assessment has been contested by at least one onion.

It performs three jobs at once: it preserves, it sharpens, and it gently informs every passing bacterium that the premises are closed. For the brine maker stranded far from home, vinegar is the difference between dinner and a cautionary tale.

BRINEBOT-7: "Vinegar: mostly harmless. See also — regret, jar of."

1 The onion's objection has been noted and filed under "vegetables with opinions."